>Wear that as a hat, and the key as a cape
Now that sounds pointless!
Wait, what’s going on?
The fake amulet has transformed into a helmet, and the key has transformed into a cape? This isn’t as pointless as you thought!
They still show up as the regular items on the inventory screen, though. You do not find this odd in the slightest, because you have plenty of reasons to find it strange.
In any case, your Point Meter has gone up by 1.
>Offer the Fake Amulet to Thoth.
You have no idea who Thoth is.
So it’s pointless to make an offering to him/her/it!
You remove the helmet, which turns it back into a Fake Inflatable Amulet of Pomposity. You offer it to Thoth, whoever that is.
>Wizard of Yendor: Attack Nopor Puss.
Somebody has taken notice of your pointless antics.
The mysterious figure attacks! For no reason at all, you think it must be the Wizard of Yendor. You aren’t even sure if such a place exists, so it’s even more pointless to think that.
A battle has begun!